Kangamoo
Sez...

"Kangamoo's comedy club: 'Moo-ha-ha'!"

"What's Kangamoo's favorite TV show? 'Cow-chella'!"

"Why did Kangamoo get a job at the bakery? For the 'moo-ffins'!"

"Kangamoo's secret talent: 'moosical' impressions!"

"What's Kangamoo's favorite board game? 'Moo-nopoly'!"

"Why did Kangamoo become a lifeguard? To prevent 'moo-tastrophes' at the pool!"

"Kangamoo's favorite exercise: 'moo-ga'!"

"What do you get when you cross Kangamoo with a comedian? 'Moo-ha-ha-tion'!"

"Why did Kangamoo start a gardening club? To grow 'moo-lasses'!"

"What's Kangamoo's favorite dance style? The 'mooonwalk'!"

"Kangamoo's favorite movie: 'Jurassic Moo-park'!"

"What's Kangamoo's favorite ice cream flavor? 'Moo-stracciatella'!"

"Why did Kangamoo become a detective? To solve 'moo-dunnits'!"

"Kangamoo's favorite superhero: 'Captain Moo-merica'!"

"What's Kangamoo's favorite vacation spot? 'Moo-ruba'!"

"Why did Kangamoo become a chef? To cook up some 'moo-licious' dishes!"

"Kangamoo's favorite holiday: 'Moo-ristmas'!"

"What's Kangamoo's favorite hobby? 'Moo-sic' production!"

"Why did Kangamoo start a fashion line? For 'moo-tique' clothing!"

"Kangamoo's favorite fruit: 'watermoo-lon'!"

"Got milk? More like got hops!"

"Why did Kangamoo join the circus? To jump over the moon!"

"Kangamoo's favorite dance move: the 'moo-kick'!"

"Moo-rifically bouncy and utterly hilarious!"

"Kangamoo: the ultimate 'udder' comedian!"

"Why don't Kangamoo's jokes ever get old? Because they're always 'udderly' fresh!"